ZACH LUKER

The Analysis

Fig A.

Scientists have studied Zach Luker and concluded that he is, in fact, there. If you look at the location where he is standing, you will see him.

He is a classic "white" dude. He has skin texture and enjoys room temperature fluids. Why is he on the internet? We have run the numbers and the results are inconclusive.

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Specifications

Opacity 100%
Vibe Beige
Genre "white" dude
Legs Confirmed

Zach has successfully purchased groceries multiple times. He owns more than one shirt.

Why Does This Exist?

Nobody asked for this. Zach Luker is just a guy. He isn't selling a course on crypto. He isn't a DJ. He is a "white" dude who likely enjoys things like "sitting down" and "bread."

WARNING: If you observe Zach Luker for too long, he might say something like "Living the dream" or "It is what it is."

Evidence

Public Opinion

"I saw him walking and I thought: That is a person who is walking."

— Anonymous Observer

"Of all the "white" dude examples I've seen, he is definitely one of them."

— Data Analyst